Filker Extraordinaire Tribute (To Betsy Hanes Perry)

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by Jim L. Baird

Bow to Betsy, the queen of filk. Bow to her!
Ok, now you've done it...
JOSS
For every kind of fan
Characters I prepare;
I'm the head of the Buffy clan—
BETSY
And I'm his Filker Extraordinaire!
He'll write up his show
(It’s Buffy, you know)
For his Filker Extraordinaire!
JOSS
My scripting has been declared
Quite poetically aware;

BETSY
But it’s nothing at all, compared
With that of his Filker Extraordinaire!
Bow--Bow--
To his Filker Extraordinaire!
ALL
Bow--Bow--
To his Filker Extraordinaire.
JOSS
In a fatherly kind of way
I write with verve and flair,
None can better the Buff portray--
BETSY
Except his Filker Extraordinaire!
She changes a word,
In a song often heard,
That’s his Filker Extraoridinaire!

JOSS
My literary insight--
My dialogue’s wit and flair--

BETSY
Is insignificant quite,
Compared with his Filker Extraordinaire!
Bow--Bow--
To his Filker Extraordinaire!
ALL
Bow--Bow--
To his Filker Extraordinaire!

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