Buffy was Brought Back
(To the tune of "Everything's Comin' up Roses" from Gypsy )

by Trudy Booth

I am a witch...
And I have great POWER, Giles
Don't be so darn DOUR, Giles
I think you should cower, GILES...

Aren't I smart!
Aren't I great!
This is not something you can debate!
I kicked ass, I spit snakes!
Buddy, Buffy was brought back by Willow!

Kill the Gods!
Kill the Vamps!
Kill my ex-boyfriend's werewolfy tramp!
I kicked ass, I spit snakes
Buddy, Buffy was brought back by Willow!

You can't do it, and nobody else can!
I can do it -- and urn and some bodily fluid!

Tara's sane! I did that!
Xander's one guy (though Amy's a rat)

Buffy lives -- don't you see,
That it's all, thanks to me!

There's nothing magick that I can not do!

Buddy, Buffy was brought back by Willow
You should say "Thank Yooooooooou"


Originally posted in Buffy 6: In Joss We Trust (#8674), WX, October 19, 2001.