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CORDELIA
I've got a theory
That it's a capybara
An ensouled capy!
No, something isn't right there.
WESLEY
I've got a theory
This kid is crappy
And it will end the world before it's out of day care
ANGEL
I've got a theory
We know sex is bad
CORDELIA, WESLEY, and FRED
Don't look so dreary
Why be leery of being a dad?
FRED
It should be Cordy's!
Kye-rumption Cordy's!
Which is ridiculous 'cause we all know Angel's a eunuch and she's too smart and Buffy-love and it's just wrong and I'll be over here.
GUNN
I've got a theory!
That we should stake her!
[Silence. Crickets chirping.]
ANGEL
I've got a - -
GUNN [belting]
Vampires are just bad and we shouldn't be helping
To save them but to kill them despite Angel's yelping!
This ain't a demon brothel!
I still want to know don't we stake 'em anymore?
Stake her!
Stake her!
I want to stake her!
[Pyrotechnics.]
...Or maybe torch her.
WESLEY
I've got a theory it's all in a scroll - -
WESLEY and FRED
Let's look it up, because it matters if it's got a soul…
ANGEL
I've got a theory - -
[Thankfully, before they get to the sappy stuff Darla eats them all.]
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