Let's Go Slay A Vamp
(To the tune of "Let's Go Fly a Kite" from Mary Poppins )

by Jess M.

   GILES
With your powers, weapons, and cross,
You embody the heroine of Joss.
With your stake in your hand you're a girl of the night,
Going out on patrol, never losing a fight.

Oh, oh, oh, let's go slay a vamp,
And show him who's the champ.
Let's go slay a vamp,
And send him dusting,
Down where the demons go,
Down from the Earth, below.
Oh, lets go slay a vamp.

   BUFFY
With Mr. Pointy here in my fist,
I'll stalk evil out in the mist.
In leather pants and cute tops attracting evil is likely...
I'll fight them all quickly, and get home to schtup Riley.

   SCOOBS
Oh, oh, oh, let's go slay a vamp,
With just a bit of camp.
Let's go slay a vamp,
And send him dusting,
Down where the demons go,
Down from the Earth, below.
Oh, lets go slay a vamp.


Originally posted in The Slayer, The Witch and Their Wardrobes (Buffy Part 4) (#2875), TT, October 3, 2000.