Wouldn't it be Lovely
(To the tune of "Wouldn't it be Loverly" from My Fair Lady )

by DXMachina

   WILLOW:
It's rather dull in town,
I think I'll make a few phone calls.
Mmmmmm...

   XANDER:
So maybe I can grab my clubs,
And hit a few golf balls.
Mmmmmm...

   ANYA:
And I just want to take a trip,
Up to Niagara Falls!

   ALL:
Mmmm... Mmmm...
Wouldn't it be lo-ve-ly?

   BUFFY:
All I want is a normal life,
Far away from the nightly strife.
No vamps, no stakes, no knife,
Oh, wouldn't it be lo-ve-ly?

I would so love to go A-WOL,
Buy some shoes at the local mall,
With no demons at all,
Oh, wouldn't it be lo-ve-ly?

Oh, so lo-ve-ly stayin' home at night with no patrol.
I would never budge except to find the remote control.

Someone holding me close in bed,
Lends his shoulder to rest my head,
And who is not undead,
Oh, wouldn't it be lo-ve-ly?

   WILLOW, XANDER, ANYA:
Lo-ve-ly...

   BUFFY:
Lo-ve-ly...

   WILLOW, XANDER, ANYA:
Lo-ve-ly...

   BUFFY:
Lo-ve-ly,

[ALL REPEAT]


Author's Quote

"No faux Cockney accents were used in the preparation of this song."

Originally posted in This Buffy Thread Goes Up To Eleven (#2701), WX, March 14, 2002.