Oh, What A Beautiful Morning, from Oklahoma

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by Betsy Hanes Perry

"I'm a plain honest farmboy from Iowa,
I'm a plain honest farmboy from Iowa.
Except for the pills and the guns and the plots...
When we play Truth or Dare I choose Dare lots and lots....
Oh, what a beautiful Slayer,
Oh, what a fascist is Mom,
I'm piling up layer on layer
Of conflicts and half-truths and bombs."
"Oh, the sound on my earphone is orders,
Yes, the sound on my earphone is orders.
It says 'I'm so sorry, but Buffy is dead'
When I look on the screen, there's my girlfriend, bright red...
Oh, what a beautiful Slayer,
Oh, what a fascist is Mom,
I'm piling up layer on layer
Of conflicts and half-truths and bombs."
"Oh, my face it appears in the credits,
Yes, my face it appears in the credits,
Which should mean I'm safe for a season or so
But I'm wond'rin' if Forrest is destined to go..."
Oh, what a... &c.

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