Donít Go Jumping the Shark
(To the tune of "Don't Go Breaking my Heart")

by Victor Infante

[As sung by Joss Whedon and the cast of BtVS]

   SARAH
Don't go jumping the Shark.
   JOSS
I couldn't if I tried.
   ALY
Oh Sarah, if he pulled off "Restless"Ö
   SARAH [interrupting]
Yeah but back then I was live.

   ALL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
   SARAH
When I was drowned,
   NICK
And Angel left town.
   ALL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
   JOSS
Right from the start,
I gave you my art.
Oh, I gave you my art.

   SARAH
So don't misunderstand me,
I know Iíll come back to life,
Oh but now that weíre on UPN, Joss.
   JOSS
Oh, I see what youíre saying...

   ALL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
   SARAH
When I was drowned,
   NICK
And Angel left town.
   ALL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
   JOSS
Right from the start,
I gave you my art.
Oh, I gave you my art.

   SARAH
Just donít go jumping the shark.
   JOSS
I wonít go jumping the shark.
   ALL
Don't go jumping the,
Don't go jumping the,
Don't go jumping the shark.


Originally posted in Buffy 8: We Mock You With Our Monkey Pants (#8043), TT, August 13, 2001.