Donít Go Staking My Heart
(To the tune of "Don't Go Breaking my Heart")

by FayJay

Baby, baby, baby

   ANGEL
So donít go staking my heart.
   BUFFY
I couldnít if I tried.
   ANGEL
Oh honey, if I get soul-less...
   BUFFY
Baby youíre not that kind.

   ANGEL
So donít go staking my heart,
ĎCause that would be a sin.
   BUFFY
Oh honey, when you knocked on my door,
Ooh, I invited you in.

   BUFFY
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
When you start to brood,
I want to get rude.

Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
Right from the start,
I could not stake your heart.
Oh, I could not stake your heart...

   ANGEL
So donít go staking my heart.
   BUFFY
I wonít go staking your heart.
   ANGEL
Donít go staking my,
Donít go staking my,
Donít go staking my heart.

   BUFFY
So donít misunderstand me,
You put the light in my life.
   ANGEL
Oh, you put the spark to the flame.
   BUFFY
Iíve got your heart in my sights.

   ANGEL
Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
Although sheís the slayer,
Iím dying to lay her.

Ooh, Ooh!
Everyone knows it. (Everyone knows...)
Right from the start,
I knew weíd not stay apart.
I knew weíd not stay apart...

   ANGEL
So donít go staking my heart.
   BUFFY
I wonít go staking your heart.
   ANGEL
Donít go staking my,
Donít go staking my,
Donít go staking my heart.

etc.


Originally posted in Buffyverse Fanfiction (#73), WX, October 1, 2001.