Doublemeat Palace
(To the tune of "Crackerbox Palace" by George Harrison)

by Daniel C. Jensen

Not long ago, I was reborn
Friends thought they rescued me
I'd saved the world and died for Dawn
But I'm broke you see...

So I Say...

   CHORUS
"I welcome you to Doublemeat Palace
Can I get some fries for you?
Try our Joy meals at Doublemeat Palace
No matter what you want, I can get it for you."

I want to live, well, now I do,
But don't know what to say.
Took up with Spike without trying to,
But did he win my heart? I hear someone say:

"Since you work at Doublemeat Palace
Do what the rest all do.
Tow the line at Doublemeat Palace,
Or Dawn will be gone and you lose your house too."

   CHORUS
"I welcome you to Doublemeat Palace
Can I get some fries for you?
Try our Joy meals at Doublemeat Palace
No matter what you want, I can get it for you."

Willow was weak, almost went bad,
We're taking back our lives.
I hide a part, away from them all;
I'm enjoying time with Spike. So I say...

So here I am at Doublemeat Palace,
I never thought I'd be
A slayer working at Doublemeat Palace
And I still don't know what's to become of me.

   [fading]
So I say...

   CHORUS
"I welcome you to Doublemeat Palace
Can I get some fries for you?
Try our Joy meals at Doublemeat Palace
No matter what you want, I can get it for you."


Originally posted in Buffy 10: Serious to the Amount of Ten (#105), WX, January 22, 2002.