The End of the Season
(To the tune of "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow)

by Lea

His name is Warren,
He's good with robots,
State-of-the-art, high-tech sexpots,
Because he couldn't,
Have sex with real girls.

He kills his college flame,
Then tries to pass the blame.
He tries to pin the rap on Buffy,
Now he's gone insane.

At the end of, end of the season,
Warren's lost all acquaintance with reason.
At the end of, end of the season,
Spike watching Passions has gone out of fashion,
This season,
He's upstaged by Clem...

(Clem and his hot wings...)

Her name is Tara,
She's in the credits.
That's how we know that she gets it.
Enter Warren,
On cue with pistol.

He ruined Will's best shirt.
Tara's death didn't hurt.
She's no longer saying no to magic,
Her new do asserts.

At the end of, end of the season,
Willow's drained Rack and contemplates treason.
At the end of, end of the season,
Redhead lesbian passion has gone out of fashion,
In this season,
Willow's gone Goth....

(Clem and his hot wings...)


Originally posted in Buffy 14: It Could be Witches, Evil Witches (#966), WX, May 24, 2002.