I Saw Buffy Kissing Spike Last Night
(To the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Thomas Connor

by DXMachina

I saw Buffy kissing Spike last night,
Lying on some broken plaster board.
They did not hear me creep,
Inside to take a peep.
They thought that I was back home,
In my bedroom sound asleep.

I saw Buffy tickle Spike last night,
Underneath that hair so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Angel had wandered in,
And caught Buffy kissing Spike last night.

Author's Quote

"You know, when you're stuck in traffic trying to get over the Tappan Zee Bridge, listening to Christmas songs, and Mellencamp starts singing "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", your mind will occasionally go to a strange place."

Originally posted in Buffy 9: Once More, With Braiiiiiiiins (#7134), WX, December 24, 2001.