Muppets, or rather Buffy

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by Chuck Bigham

To the tune of the original Muppet Show theme song:

Men:
It's time to put on popcorn,
It's time to dim the lights,
It's time to shut the phone off,
'Cause Buffy's on tonight!

Women:
There's going to be some danger,
Maybe Buff will beat up Spike,
Some vampires will get dusted,
'Cause Joss knows what we like!

Critics:
Why do they always watch this?
That's what we'd like to know,
It's really kind of stupid,
For adults to watch this show!

Women:
It's time to ogle Xander!

Men:
Buff's dresses will be tight!

Women:
It's time to worship Willow!

Men:
You know we worship Willow!

All: It's the most sensational!
celebrational
It's time for Buffy's show!

Enter Gonzo with horn. A mighty BLAAAGGHHHTTT. He looks into the horn, suprised. Behind, the BtVS logo falls in pieces to the floor.

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