Angelus Rex (With apologies to Tom Lehrer)

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by DXMachina

There once was a vamp called Angelus Rex,
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in Freud's index,
'Cause he loved his mother.

His old pal Spike would say quite a bit,
That as a vampire he was most unfit,
But still in all, Spike had to admit,
That he loved his mother.

Yes he loved his mother
Like no other
His daughter is his grandma
And his grandson, grannie's lover.

One thing on which you can depend is
He sure knew who a vamp's best friend is.

When he found what had been done,
He locked the door on everyone.
A gruesome deed by an angry son,
Who loved his mother.

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