Vampire Slayer / Buffy Can You Hear Me?
(From Buffy, by the Who)

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by PersephoneMoon

Vampire Slayer

     Spike

Ever since Drusilla turned me,
I've been a real Big Bad.
From Yorkshire to Sunnydale,
I sure have seen it all.
But I ain't seen nothing like her
In any amusement hall.
That short, strong and blonde girl
Sure slays a mean vampire!

     Angel

She springs just like a tiger,
When she goes out to slay.
Sensing vamps and demons,
Always has a snark.
She slays by intuition;
And all the demons fall.
That short, strong and blonde girl...

     The Two Lads

...Sure slays a mean vampire!

     Giles & the Two Lads

She's a vampire slayer.
A vamp can't catch a break.
A vampire slayer,
S'got such a big sharp stake.

     Spike

How do you think she does it?

     Angel

I don't know.

     Spike

What makes her so good?

     Giles

She ain't got no distractions;
Her focus is extreme.
She can't be fooled by you, Spike;
Ha, only in your dreams.
Always wins the battle,
'N' never quits at all.
That short, strong, and blonde girl...

     Giles & the Two Lads

...Sure slays a mean vampire!

     Spike

I used to want to kill her,
But now I've changed my tune.

     Angel

I thought we were forever
Until my soul went "voom!".

     Giles

She's got crazy staking reflexes;
You two don't stand a chance.
That short, strong, and blonde girl...

     All

...Sure slays a mean vampire!

     Giles & the Two Lads

Even if she's feeling tired,
She'll beat you at your best.
But Glory's something different,
This year has been a test.
She's just gone catatonic;
She's totally shut down
But that short strong, and blonde girl...

     All

...Sure slays a mean vampire!



Buffy Can You Hear Me?

     Willow

Buffy, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Buffy, can you see me?
Can I help to heal you?
Oooh, Buffy, Buffy, Buffy, Buffy...

     Spike

Buffy, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Buffy, can you see me?
Can I help to heal you?
[slaps her across the face, desperate]
Oooh, Buffy, Buffy, Buffy, Buffy...

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