The Season 6 Song (Buffy Donít Be Late)
(To the tune of "The Chipmunk Song Ė Christmas Donít Be Late" by Ross Bagdasarian)

by Aimée and Miracleman

   GILES
All right people. Are you ready to do this bloody song?

   WILLOW
Oooh! Iím ready!

   XANDER
Yay?

   BUFFY
Whatever.

   GILES
Okay, Willow?

   WILLOW
Okay!

   GILES
Okay, Xander?

   WILLOW
Yay?

   GILES
Okay, Buffy? Buffy? Buffy, I really wish you would pay attentionÖ

   BUFFY
OH-KAY!!!

   ALL (Singing)
Buffy, Buffy time is near.
Time for vamps and time for fear.
Natterís great but it canít last,
Come on Whedon, move your ass.
Want a Buffy that can feel,
Want a Dawn that doesnít steal.
We can hardly stand the break,
Please Buffy! Get your stake!

   GILES
Okay, people. Are you ready? Willow, that was very good.

   WILLOW
Naturally.

   GILES
Very good, Xander.

   WILLOW
Yeah, Iím all about the singiní.

   GILES
Ah,yes, Buffy. You were a little flat. Watch that. Buffy? Buffy? Buffy, if weíre going to do thisÖ

   BUFFY
OH-KAY!!!

   ALL (Singing)
Want a witch thatís not on crack,
Spike? He gets his so-oul back.
Xander got to save the world and
Anyaís "demon girl"!
We can hardly stand the wait,
Cuz reruns arenít that great.

   GILES
Very good, people.

   WILLOW
Letís sing it again! Yeah! Letís sing it again!

   GILES
No, thatís enough, letís not spoil it.

   BUFFY
What do you mean "spoil" it?

   GILES
Well, not everyone has seen season 6. Now wait a minute! PeopleÖ

   WILLOW
Why is Warrenís skin gone?

[Scoobie chatter]

   GILES
Xander, do cut that outÖWillow, just a minute..Buffy, where are you going? BUFFY!!!


Author's Quote

"For those of us in Natter and elsewhere that are jonesin' for our fix."

Originally posted in Buffy 10: Serious to the amount of ten (#26), PXBeta, September 11, 2002.
(Note, this was posted both on WX and on the Phoenix Beta. The WX post was eaten by a server crash, while the Beta was reset, so neither post exists anymore.)