Where Have all the Vampires Gone?
(To the tune of "Where Have all the Flowers Gone?")

by Holli

Where have all the vampires go-o-one,
Long time passing (I wanna know)?
Where have all the vampires go-o-one,
Long time ago-o-o-o? (long time ago)
Where have all the vampires go-o-one?
Slayers staked them, every one,
When will they ever learn, when will they e-ever learn?

Where have all the Slayers go-o-one,
Long time passing (I wanna know)?
Where have all the Slayers go-o-one,
Long time ago-o-o-o? (long time ago)
Where have all the Slayers go-o-one?
Dead in graveyards, every one,
When will they ever learn, when will they e-ever learn?

Where have all the graveyards go-o-one,
Long time passing (I wanna know)?
Where have all the graveyards go-o-one,
Long time ago-o-o-o? (long time ago)
Where have all the graveyards go-o-one?
Full of vampires, every one,
When will they ever learn, when will they e-ever learn?

[repeat ad nauseum]


Originally posted in Wouldn't you like to be a Natter 2 (#5488), WX, October 17, 2001.